Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Gonorrhea Cure

Got this from my buddy, Steve!

Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:  Gonorrhea Lectim.  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.  It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in 2008 ..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!  You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.




I can't say that I am taking the cure because I have always tried to cure this disease, with one minor slip up. When I voted in my first Presidential election - 1964. As my mother always said "go to college and learn to be a Communist", so I came out of college a left wing radical. You believe that? It's true. I voted for Lyndon Johnson in the '64 election against Barry Goldwater. Once I got into the real world, it didn't take me long to figure out what was really going on and I quickly became very Conservative. God, how I wish I had that vote back!

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