The Difference

Got this from my cousin Ray

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat it.

If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or a Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful.

If a black man or a Hispanic is liberal they see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that they be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal wants all churches to be silenced and God removed from public view.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or chooses a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.