Gitmo Detainees (Can't call them Terrorists anymore)

My wife and I were watching the news last night and they did a story on what we could do with the real bad terrorists being detained at Guantanamo base in Cuba since Uncle Barack has insisted it be closed by next January. My wife suggested we turn them over to Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Arizona. Brilliant idea!! Boy, would they rapidly wish Obama never closed Gitmo.