Here Piggy, Piggy, Piggy

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."